Wednesday, July 23, 2014
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
Tuesday, July 22, 2014

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

(Source: kezzoh)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

Sunday, July 20, 2014
pale-mac:

pretty + pale blog ☹
Sunday, July 13, 2014
dysfunctunal:

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dysfunctunal:

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jaclcfrost:

90% of the characters i love

  • are assholes
  • are dead
  • are both an asshole and dead
  • Alec: "Oh, God, I'm a cliché. Why do I care? If Dad decides he hates me because I'm not straight, he's not worth the pain, right?"
  • Jace: "Don't look at me. My adoptive father was a mass murderer. And I still worried about what he thought."